hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

literally no one i talk to understands what it’s like.

amandaonwriting:

An entire chapter of Harry Potter written under the stairs.

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

"The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everyone you know, but pretend that you’re kidding."  - Lemony Snicket (via leadergreen)